With poses like this on the cover of their debut album, it seems redundant to have titled their next album Nurds.
Karma: Pharaoh Sanders must've killed some children in a previous life to have had to pose like this on an album cover.
Madonna's Confession on the Dance Floor: "Dear Lord, I know I'm vain, because striking this pose really hurts like hell on my middle-aged body."
If I remember my physics lessons, I'm fairly certain Sly Stone is breaking a law of thermodynamics by going airborne in platform boots.
There's a German word for this. It's volksdummposen.